How Did I End Up With This?

Can you feel this magic in the air, it must've been the way you kissed me...

Ok. So. HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP WITH THE ONE GUY WHO IS TOTALLY ADVERSE TO PDA.

HOW HOW HOW is it possible that the grossly affectionate I'd-suck-your-face-anywhere-regardless-who's-watching Audrey, ended up with the man who is adverse to behaving affectionately in public.

All of the people I've ever dated have never had a problem with it. Numerous of them publicly declare their love for their other half, couple pictures everywhere, lovey wall posts on Facebook for us all to see. And how how how did I end up picking the one who likes to pretend I don't exist?

One of them is engaged to be married, good for him. To think if I'd dated him I'd he engaged right now is scary. Ok I shouldn't go on cos then you'd know how many people I've dated. Shhhhhh.

But yeah, its just insanulous to think that of all the options, I ended up with the one which won't let me suck his face in public. I don't particularly like to do that in public but really I mean if I wanted to suck face right then and there who caressssssss??

Right, so I think I probably have to get rid of this blog post cos its quite vulgar and grossly indecent.